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Heartrate monitoring panties and Cell phone thongs?
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Oh my. One of the sites I monitor daily, Gizmodo, posted a couple silly items this past week. They both have the same theme, Panties!
Cellphone Thong
Apparantly a company called, CellPower, has a innovative idea to make you cell look sexy.
"Simply slip your phone into the Phone Thong to hold it at your side. The adjustable strap fits around your hips, or can be slung over your shoulder. The clasp on the strap can be moved to adjust the strap length to your hip size, or to your preferred length when worn around your shoulders."
The marketing approach is aimed at women that don’t wear a belt and don’t want to carry their phone in their purse. To me, it seems marketed at the teenagers that shouldn’t have a cell phone yet anyhow.
Heartrate Panties
The future of keeping your daughter out of trouble is here!
"These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature.Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!
These "panties" can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap?, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day. The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it’s there! "
The website has some testimonials that are laughable, but the idea is one that I am sure many will adopt. Chastity Belts are most likely not the solution, only a freaky fetish to some. When the monitor shows the heartrate and temp going up, get in the car. When the temp goes from 100 to 75 degree, run faster.
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