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Some of you have been asking if Doug died.  In fact he actually hasn’t.  He’s currently hiding in Chris L’s basement pretending to be dead so he can get the insurance money.
Chris has him on a very consistent diet of Doritos, beer, and college football reruns from last season so he’ll return to us as good as new, albeit a bit pastey from the lack of sunlight(probably a bit pudgey too but that’s his wife’s problem).

Best laid plans are just not to worry about him, you’re now at the less than capable mercy of us other writers, so lets all be nice and get along for the time being…

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