Comments on: Win One of Two Callpod Dragon BT Headsets!

By: Platnuim

Platnuim — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:39:32 +0000

To guys are sitting near the TV exchanging jokes and Guy 1 says ” if your backgrounds a picture of your mom your lonely, if its a picture of your children your tired and if its a picture oprah your a hopelessly desprate. When Mariah Cannons “touch my body” video comes on Guy 2 says “Man i wish i could touch her body”. Then Guy 1 says “why can’t you” and the guy 1’s his HTC Diamond says not even i have that great a touch.

By: CleanGene17

CleanGene17 — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:14:44 +0000

What do you get when you cross Porta-Pinball software with a PDA?

Tilt!

By: kiwiruss

kiwiruss — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:30:37 +0000

knock knock
who’s there ?
Phone
Phone who ?

Phone whoever you want for approval, But you still have to get the ok from your wife before you can buy it.

By: johnm356

johnm356 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:02:54 +0000

A blonde crashes into a wall when a cop gets there she’s putting on her lipstick he says, “What happened?” The blonde says, “I was driving along when a tree jumped out in front of me, I swerved to miss it, and another tree jumped out in front of me, I swerved to miss it, and another tree jumped out in front of me.” the cop says, “Lady there isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles, that was the air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror.”

By: johnm356

johnm356 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:00:10 +0000

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.

The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the priest.

The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

By: Michael iNcavo

Michael iNcavo — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:37:18 +0000

Why did the axim go to the dentist? Because it had a bluetoothache…

By: Storino03

Storino03 — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:54:48 +0000

What do you get when you mix TWO MicroSD cards together? A Memory Stick Duo adapter with TWO MicroSD slots!

Reference:
http://i27.tinypic.com/2gyd5xj.png

Yep…lol :)

–James

By: Marcos

Marcos — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:49:31 +0000

I really like the new gas prices, I feel they could still go up a little higher.

>_>.

By: Oric

Oric — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:54:09 +0000

young man bought his blonde wife a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary.

She was thrilled.

The next day at the mall, her phone rang. “Hi Honey. How do you like your new phone?” he asked.

“I love it,” she replied, “But there’s just one thing I don’t understand.”

“What’s that, Baby?”

“How in the heck did you know I was at Wallmart?” she asked.

By: william488

william488 — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:01:06 +0000

wm5 for the x50v.

enough said?

By: Bruce

Bruce — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:41:03 +0000

the FlipShot.

At least in my experience, it was a joke.

By: Don McD

Don McD — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:23:47 +0000

Chris is at the Zoo, and a tiger runs up to the bars and swallows his AXIMX51v whole!

Chris runs to the Zoo keeper and says:” That Tiger ate my Axim, it is irreplacable, and rare, and they don’t make them any more. it was NIB !!!”

So the ZooKeeper asks Chris what tiger ate is Axim, and Chris points out the male tiger.

The Keeper shoots the Tiger, and cuts him open to get back the rare and specail Axim X51v.

But there is nothing inside the tigger but tiger food.

And the lesson of the story is………….

By: Don McD

Don McD — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:20:09 +0000

A guy calls his house from his iPhone and a girl asnwers.

Father: “hello sweetie, is your mom home yet, this is daddy”

Girl: “Shes home but she is upstairs kissing some strand man in the bedroom”

Father: “Run up stairs and knock on the door and tell mommie that you see my car comming up the drive!”

He listend closely on his iPhone and hears the patter of the girls little feet, the knocking on the door, then a gigantic crash.

Girl: “I did it daddy, and then the man jumped out the window and tried to jump into the pool but missed and is laying on the ground hurt”

Father: “Pool we don’t have a pool! Is this 555-123-1235?”

By: aardWolf

aardWolf — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:37:30 +0000

Two hunters are out in the woods. One of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are closed. The other hunter takes out his Smart Phone and calls emergency services. “My friend is dead!” he cries to the operator, “What can I do?” The operator, in a calm voice says: “Don’t worry. I can help. First, make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Bang! The hunter’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

By: manju

manju — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:11:47 +0000

one day motorola mobile along with i-phone went to nokia mobile for a general visit.motorola then asked the secret of success of nokia.nokia answered tht- earlier my name was not nokia it was yeskia and i was not famous then.one day i met an astrologer and disscused my problem with him,he suggested me to change my name from yeskia to nokia.and from then i became famous.
nokia then asked i-phone the same question.in reply i-phone said tht-i wanted to b on top always and b the one.earlier my name was one-phone.but one day i was writing abt myself with a heading->1-PHONE.i have to submit it to the company as an information on me for getting a place there.i left tht writing on a loose sheet.in the morning i woke up very late and hurried to the company and was jst submitting tht wen i saw a dot in dark black above the head of one and it looked like i insted of 1.they took away tht loose sheet from me and from then i achieved success.and thus everyone started to callme i-phone
then motorola said tht i also wanted to b famous and for tht i changed my name from coke-cola to motorola as i was used to eat rolls on motorcycle.but i didnt gve me much success as it did to u people