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Triforce Giveaway!

Posted by Kristofer on August 4, 2008 – 7:24 am
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Good Monday Morning!!

Yep another Monday is here, we made it through the weekend and we’ve got a new week ahead of us to be productive and make some money hopefully!DSCF4383

So let’s start this week of by giving one of our beloved readers a Triforce!

I’ve got one that is patterned with light yellow and light green, an interesting look really that’s sure to clash with most any outfit!

Anyway, I’ll let this one go until tomorrow morning, but you’re gonna have to do something for us, make us laugh! :)  Since it’s a blah Monday morning and we all hate Mondays, I want you to tell me a joke, leave a joke in the comments, nothing dirty or off-color please, this is a G rated site (I think..)

The winner will be picked randomly so it doesn’t even matter if the joke is bad… I think we just need to liven up Monday for everyone!

EDIT: and the Winner is Dan.. and his Joke wasn’t to bad either!

A local mom and pop family florist in little italy was doing pretty well. It had for the past 30 years. Shortly after that 30th anniversary another shop opened down the street. Turns out it was run by a group of monks. They said they were selling the flowers of god. Needless to say, who wouldn’t want to buy flowers from god straight from a monk. Their sales sky rocketed. The local family’s business suffered their worst sales ever. They pleaded with the monks to shut down and move but they refused. They had flowers from god. Being from little italy, they local florist had connections. They sent their cousin Hugh down to talk to them. He “convinced” the monk florist that they should take their business elsewhere, and they did. After that “convincing” and the departure of the monks, the local families sales were better than ever. What’s the moral of the story?

Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars….

Dan, email me your shipping info at  kbrozio [@] gmail.com

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  • Dan
    This is great. Now I can quit cutting my fingernails in those funny little stylus shapes...
  • Rob_G
    WTG Dan!
    Hugh ROCK! ;-)
  • Dan is our winner! Congrats Dan.. send me your shipping info at kbrozio [@] gmail.com
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    A local mom and pop family florist in little italy was doing pretty well. It had for the past 30 years. Shortly after that 30th anniversary another shop opened down the street. Turns out it was run by a group of monks. They said they were selling the flowers of god. Needless to say, who wouldn't want to buy flowers from god straight from a monk. Their sales sky rocketed. The local family's business suffered their worst sales ever. They pleaded with the monks to shut down and move but they refused. They had flowers from god. Being from little italy, they local florist had connections. They sent their cousin Hugh down to talk to them. He "convinced" the monk florist that they should take their business elsewhere, and they did. After that "convincing" and the departure of the monks, the local families sales were better than ever. What's the moral of the story?

    Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars....
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