Comments on: Triforce Giveaway!

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:54:02 +0000

This is great. Now I can quit cutting my fingernails in those funny little stylus shapes…

By: Rob_G

Rob_G — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:51:54 +0000

WTG Dan!
Hugh ROCK! ;-)

By: Kristofer

Kristofer — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:35:15 +0000

Dan is our winner! Congrats Dan.. send me your shipping info at kbrozio [@] gmail.com

By: Patrick

Patrick — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:08:49 +0000

A blonde is reading a newspaper on the subway when she reads the headline:
12 BRAZILLIAN CITIZENS KILLED.
Stunned, she turns to the man next to her and says, “excuse me sir, how many is a ‘brazillian’?”

By: Adi

Adi — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 06:18:27 +0000

mmm

the iphone 3g rocks!!!

yeaa thers my joke

and oo i love the site btw, I ordered the tilt a few days ago and I read this site like crazy now!! just have to wait 2 more days until its here :D

By: James J

James J — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:56:59 +0000

I was having trouble with my tilt. So I called Justin, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked
Him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong? He replied, ‘It was an ID ten T error.’ I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, ‘An, ID ten T error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.’
Eric grinned…. ‘Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?’
‘No,’ I replied. ‘Write it down,’ he said, ‘and I think you’ll figure it out.’

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like that little s**t…..

By: Johnny B

Johnny B — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:30:22 +0000

Next time a police Man pulls you over ask him that you want to donate to a good cause and buy a couple of tickets to the policeman’s Ball, he will reply that policemen don’t have Balls then you giggle……

By: panthony

panthony — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:33:55 +0000

Two small boys were talking about life in general and the subject of where babies come from worked its way into the conversation. Well neither of them knew the answer so they decided to ask one of the boys’ mothers. When they asked the mother she was slightly embarrassed and not wanting to approach the subject with such young boys she deferred the answer to her husband saying, “I believe your father knows much more than I on this subject”. The boys now more excited than ever since they knew the father was a very intelligent man would no doubt tell them the very origin of where babies come from. Upon hearing the question the father knowing the boys young age quickly responded, “It is widely known that since the beginning of time babies have been carried to their homes by large birds called storks”. The children were amazed so the next day in school the two boys where educating the entire class on the origin of babies when one of the children in the back overhearing the boys dissertation spoke up and said loudly, “ that’s just plain untrue…babies come from China” she said emphatically…”my daddy says everything comes from China”.

By: Hikeswitheyes

Hikeswitheyes — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:47:38 +0000

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How can you breathe with that small thing?

By: jai

jai — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:51:01 +0000

HERES A BAD ONE FOR YOU ALL:

Theres this zebra who dies and goes to heaven. Hes standing at the pearly gates in a long line awaiting his turn. He makes it up to St. Peter where he gets checked off the list and the gates open. Well the zebra down right refuses to go in until His question is answered. Well St. Peter had no problem with this request and asked the zebra what his question is. The zebra then asked St. Peter, “am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with whit stripes?” Well St. Peter was confused and did not know how to answer this one and so he called the big guy to come and take care of this. In the mean time the line to get into heaven is building and people are starting to get impatient. God finally gets there and the zebra asks his question to god and awaits an answer. God remained silent for a little bit and then muttered the words, “you are what you are”, and then god went away. St. Peter then opens the gates again but the zebra will still not budge. St. Peter asks him whats wrong, why won’t you move after hearing gos answer to your question. St. Peter looked at the zebra and said, “What was wrong with Gods answer?” The zebra said, ” because I still dont know if I’m a black zebra with white stripes or a white zebra with black stripes.” St. Peter looked at him and simply said, “gods answer was so obvious, you are a white zebra with black stripes.” The zebra asked how he got that from Gods answer. “Simple” he said, ” if you were a black zebra with white stripes then he would have said “you is what you is foo.” And everyone lived happily ever after.
THE END

By: John Moore

John Moore — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:15:00 +0000

knock, knock……

Who’s there ?

911……

911 Who ?

I thought you’d never forget…..

By: Nacymex

Nacymex — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:54:13 +0000

For our foreign friends -

what do you call someone who speaks 4 or more languages? – multilingual

what do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? – trilingual

what do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? – bilingual

what do you call someone who speaks one language? – Gringo

By: Rob_G

Rob_G — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:36:15 +0000

A. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Q. ‘Cuz of tha drizzle!

——–

Did you hear about the peanut who walked down the alley?
He got assaulted!

By: HUSSAIN AHMAD

HUSSAIN AHMAD — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:25:57 +0000

SAY POP 5 TIMES…
WHAT DO YOU DO ON A GREEN LIGHT??

ANS= GO

By: HUSSAIN AHMAD

HUSSAIN AHMAD — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:22:27 +0000

what do u do on a red light??

ans: STOP……… LOLZ