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Old 08-02-07, 08:42 PM   #23 (permalink)
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My take: a curmudgeon's view

  1. Creative, but the machine voice was creepy. Bonus points for criticizing the sledgehammer guy, more bonus points for making fun of Chris Leckness! Oh, and wtfiu with the devil eyes?
  2. It's a five-minute slide show. Although, I slept through three minutes of it.
  3. Short & sweet. Well, short anyway. Oh, and other than the special needs kids, no sob stories, so you can cut out that annoying 15 seconds in the middle.
  4. Ummm... accoustics? I... AM... IRON... MAN!!! Bonus points for guilting people into voting for you... you will use it to help kids. Man, I will feel like such a tool if I vote for anybody else. Not.
  5. Super short. Oh, and you might want to choose a more sympathetic figure in the future. People just don't identify with Adolph like they did in 1936.
  6. This is why you do not deserve an iphone. You destroy perfectly good things. How long until you throw a fit and smash the iphone? Plus, the audio really sucks. Those, plus the hair, are three strikes against you. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
  7. You destroyed your PDA. How does that make people want to give you stuff? You'll only destroy the iphone.
  8. Funny concept, bad acting, and it drags on... you could have knocked it out in 45 seconds.
  9. Creative, but I have to admit that the music misses me.
  10. Cute kid, and he doesn't need a cell phone until at least 16. I'm sure you will be able to pick up an iphone cheap by then. Extra points for brevity.
  11. Ummm... topic? Also, I have nothing against C&W, but was that song about domestic abuse? Also, minus points for showing skin and making me feel like a dirty old man. Or bonus points... I haven't decided yet.

And the winner is...
not you or me. Oh, I mean #1 has the edge. Vote for #1 or God will kill a puppy.

Next time guys, sixty seconds or less, mkay?
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