S/K I went out to eat this weekend and ordered a vegetarian black bean and cheese omelet.
S/K they apparently didn't have any black bean chili, so they filled my omelet with pork & beans instead.
S/K it was quite disgusting and I "politely" let the waiter know, so he could pass that on to the chef who thought pork & beans would tasted good in an omelet topped with salsa, jalapeno peppers & sour cream