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Note to the iphone wanabe standing outside O2 in manchester
Its Raining
The store will be open in about an hour.
NOBODY ELSE is here
There is a Carphone warehouse store 30 yards away from you.
NOBODY ELSE is there either
There is a pub 50 yards from both of them.
If you really need one tonight, go in the pub and emerge at 17.58 you'll still be at the front of the queue, but you won't leave soggy footprints on the floor.
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