Originally Posted by kcallahan
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So, how do you maintain your portly frame? 
Must have to eat a lot. :)
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It takes some skill and no amount of sustenance to maintain this frame believe you me. The pressures placed upon people of my delicate build to follow the dreaded diet path is extreme. We are continually bombarded with pictures of lettuce leafs and celery sticks when we really crave chocolate éclairs and deep-fried mars bars. But I have taken an oath to stay rotund for as long as possible and I'll be damned if I will give in to the slim brigade!
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