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I actually own a haggis farm you know, but as they are a protected species I am forbidden from owning the Chilli Infused Ringtailed Haggis although I know a rogue trader who might be able to get you some but trust me it will cost you a pretty penny. I can offer you the Garlic Encrusted Saturated Fat species if that will do?
My word, I haven't heard of someone being proficient in the sadly dying art of leek calling for many a year. You should really teach some others before you pop your clogs Jogga.
Ah well feeding time for the Haggi (plural). They eat the common wolf you know!
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