Originally Posted by nonentity
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Is there any other way to dress?
@ last
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The only way one should dress is in the quality regalia of the quintessential Aussie male.
Blue Singlet (washed so many times it is gray)
Black Stubbies (Elasticated shorts that allow the beer gut full access to the world)
Footie Socks (pushed down around the ankles)
Work boots (caked with cement)
A high quality Sun hat. (knotted handkerchief, white in a previous incarnation)
Underwear is optional (can lead to issues with the Advertising Standards Commission, goods on display may be subjected to inspection and can be legally ridiculed if not up to scratch)