I apologise if I appear grumpy but....in the small print of this thread does it say that I have to be nice?
There is a prize to win you know.
Now I think that if roles were reversed
Duw would have no qualms about knocking me off last spot and would therefore appreciate that this is all done in the best possible taste. (Quick crossing of stockinged legs)
And while we are at it you are now no longer last! Ha.
@ last