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Non, being a true Scot, is known to be somewhat frugal with his money.
He decided that alligator shoes where too expensive so he thought he would wrestle some and get them that way.
Trouble was, none of them were wearing shoes!
Do you think he has stopped searching yet?
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God used to be my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him to survive.
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