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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the distributor'
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?'
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God used to be my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him to survive.
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