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The top brass of all the branches of the military are arguing over who has the bravest members
The Marine General says no one is braver than a marine. He sees a Marine and orders him to charge a machine gun nest. He does and gets cut down.
They all agree yep, That was brave.
The Army General says that's nothing. Watch this. Throws a hand grenade and orders a private to jump on it. He does.
They all agree yep, That was brave.
The Air Force General says yeah that was brave but that was nothing. He orders a pilot into the air and crash into a mountain. He does.
They all agree yep, That was brave.
The Navy Admiral says you all have brave people but no one is more brave than a sailor. He sees a sailor at the top of the mast painting. He shouts up. Sailor. Jump. The sailor looks down and yells back F U admiral.
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God used to be my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him to survive.
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