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Two Mexicans were lost in a desert when they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they they see it's draped with rasher upon rasher of crisp, smoked bacon. "Hey Pepe", says Jose, "ees a bacon tree, we are saved". Pepe then runs to the tree and as he gets to within five feet of it he is gunned down in a hail of bullets. Jose shouts, "Pepe, what happened"?. Pepe shouts back, "Run amigo run, ess not a bacon tree.... ees a ham bush".
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