Frenchy

How men think:

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track

of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and

rekindling a little of that "magic."

Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older

and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's

a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that

tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover

"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to get lost.

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Frenchy