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Thanks Lance Bass...
For giving me the courage to come out...
and admit something personal that I've been holding back for too long. You see, I love Doritos. Especially the Cool Ranch. It tickles my tongue! I'm tired of sneaking in the shadows and playing games. I don't want to be ashamed of who I am anymore. Last night I admitted it to my wife. My kids are too young to understand - they like Pringles. I have to find a new apartment and get counseling, and our relationship is over. My wife says I may still be able to visit the kids. Freedom has a price. I did it for you Lance. I did it for you.
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