mikeyp

well, i was standing on a chair, handing my new clock, and i slipped and hit the computer desk, i woke up several hours later with a vision, i call it the flaxium ion pulse generation device. its about the size of a palm lifedrive. using special thermophysical distortive alteration of the space time continume alpha isometrical ion waves, it can send you forward and backwards in time. using a microwave fussion generator, i can produce the needed 9.56712357 gajizawatts needed to induce the ion wave.