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MrKlaatu · 09-30-06, 08:14 AM

A popular AximGeek Legend has it that LaurenNJ of Oddysius' Mother, AnnamariaNJ, occasionally turns into a mermaid.

It is said, that when n00bie Posters encounter AnnamariaNJ in this state of beauteousness, she asks them only one question: "Is my MrK, the AximSiteKiwiFruitLegend, still alive?" To which the only correct answer is, "He still lives and He still rules".

Any other answer spurs her into a rage, whereupon she temporarily transforms into one hell'uva PMS'd Vespa-ridin' Biatch and commences to wreak havoc upon the lowly n00b who knew not of the wonderfulness of her long lost KiwiFruitLegend.

Which assuredly means certain doom for said poster who was not willing to complete an intensive, if not archaeological, internet search for clues as to the whereabouts of her MIA boyfriend before deigning to speak to her.

(This, of course, is only a Legend).

Therefore, seeing no recent change to her Profile as a result of this Thread, I propose that Her Title should be:

Siren of the Site

That is all...

09-30-06, 08:14 AM	#84 (permalink)
MrKlaatu AximsiteKiwiFruit Legend Join Date: May 2003 Location: Valhalla Posts: 15,160 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	A popular AximGeek Legend has it that LaurenNJ of Oddysius' Mother, AnnamariaNJ, occasionally turns into a mermaid. It is said, that when n00bie Posters encounter AnnamariaNJ in this state of beauteousness, she asks them only one question: "Is my MrK, the AximSiteKiwiFruitLegend, still alive?" To which the only correct answer is, "He still lives and He still rules". Any other answer spurs her into a rage, whereupon she temporarily transforms into one hell'uva PMS'd Vespa-ridin' Biatch and commences to wreak havoc upon the lowly n00b who knew not of the wonderfulness of her long lost KiwiFruitLegend. Which assuredly means certain doom for said poster who was not willing to complete an intensive, if not archaeological, internet search for clues as to the whereabouts of her MIA boyfriend before deigning to speak to her. (This, of course, is only a Legend). Therefore, seeing no recent change to her Profile as a result of this Thread, I propose that Her Title should be: Siren of the Site That is all... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by MrKlaatu; 09-30-06 at 08:38 AM.