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Originally posted by KnightAnole
Holy Crap! Berretta, shoot to wound, Europe is AFRAID of the U.S.! Berretta's are bricks with no stopping power (H&K 40 in my hand), you're quite the marksman indeed if you have the composure to aim at other than center mass to wound someone running at you and your family with a knife, Europe is AFRAID of the U.S - Europe is the way it is now - not all speaking German, or Russian for that matter, because of the U.S! How soon they forget.
Chuck H. (veteran and cop)
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Damn straight! Europe --->
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Originally posted by janine248
and then a little further up the road, I would be calling the rest of TopDog's family to give them some bad news :) [/QUOTE]
Call the family? Nahhhh.... just drop the parts off at the front door :D
BTW - Thanks for bringin' back my favorite avatar :love:
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Me, I'd have to answer the original question like this:
Bang - 1 to the knee
Bang - 1 to the other knee
Bang - 1 to the elbow
Bang - 1 to the other elbow
Dude is completely immobilized.
"Here honey, take the gun and the kids, I've got some work to do."
{Wife and children leave the alley - I walk up to said would be attacker with the biggest s*&# eatin' grin on my face you've ever seen and pick up his knife}
Slice - "Ooh sorry was that you're finger?"
Slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice - "Hope you didn't need those other fingers, trust me you won't."
Then I'd cut off his tongue, ears, b(*&@ and D@^#.
Now he's pretty hurtin' and I have some feeling for the guy so I'd kick him repeatedly in the skull with my steel toe boots until I got sloppy grey matter all over the place.
Finally, I'd bag him up and ship him back to his family in EUROPE!!!!!
Ya know, I'm actually a very nice guy, and also more or less a liberal.
But ya know what else?
God, Guns, & Guts Made This Country Great!!!!!
See, I even have a dove, on my signature.