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My Young Apprentice,
I find your lack of faith disturbing. You underestimate the power of the Dork Side of the Force; my advice would be to simply buy the Axim and then use Force mind control tricks to persuade your husband to see things from your point of view.
Alternatively, you may tell him that a Pocket PC like the Axim is the best tool in the world for keeping a busy life organized. Whether you're chasing down the remnants of the Jedi Order or trying to retrieve wayward sons who have run off with the Rebel Alliance, the Axim is absolutely invaluable. "Electronic Rolodex" doesn't begin to describe this little jewel -- it's more along the lines of "Electronic Swiss Army Knife".
Sincerely,
Darth Viet, Dork Lord of the Sith
P.S.: You can use Force lightning to recharge the Axim's battery much more rapidly than the primitive charger device supplied by the manufacturer. Just be careful -- you could easily fry the circuits if you're not careful with the power, and dealing with Dell Customer Serice is something not even a Dork Lord takes lightly. Although they *have* gotten a lot better since I paid that little visit to their corporate headquarters. *chuckle* Oh, it's FUN to be evil!
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