Football (thats soccer to all our US friends): Manchester United (you guys don't play football, you don't use your feet, with all that padding, helmets etc. it's not even a mans game, try.....Rugby).
All time Football Player: Pele
Rugby: Doncaster Dragons
Golf: Ernie Els
Cricket: Yorkshire
Snooker: Ronnie O'sullivan
Formula 1: Coulthard
Bedroom sports: not enough information to comment.