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beaker41 · 11-22-04, 06:22 PM

Well there are so many reasons that I need this application . . . where to begin. . . Ah I will just relay the most important ones.

It is in everyone's best interest to fight against the powerful people who would sell you a product that wasn't (by design) operating at maximum output JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN. Oh sure, you can say I am crazy (you wouldn't be the first), that it is all in my head, but those people are out there. Maybe the guy walking behind you on the street, maybe the girl bagging your groceries, maybe the guy who reads the electrical meter, thats the problem, they look just like you and I! They are insidious!!! They are too smart to sit in a parked car in front of your house for hours on end eating donuts and drinking cofee because then you would say something like "hey, who is this guy sitting in a car in front of my house for hours on end eating donuts, drinking coffee and looking into my windows with high powered binoculars!?!?" Still think I am crazy? Hmmm? Don't say I didn't warn you.

The second most important reason that I need this application is so I can modulate the operating frequency of my x30h processor in order to phase cancel the mind control beams being projected at all of us from space. Yup, ever really want some potato chips in the middle of the night? That is a result of the Electromagnetic beams. You see, Aliens are conspiring to alter our thought patterns. Their malevolent purposes I can only guess at, but I believe that they want us to eat so many carbohydrates that we are too fat to put up a fight when they come and take all of our starbucks coffee, stockpiles of Viagra and women under the age of 25 which they will use to repopulate their dying planet.

Well there are other reasons that I need pocket hack master, but I think these are the most important ones.

Thanks for your time and remember, just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!!!

11-22-04, 06:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
beaker41 Aximsite Prospect Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 17 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Well there are so many reasons that I need this application . . . where to begin. . . Ah I will just relay the most important ones. It is in everyone's best interest to fight against the powerful people who would sell you a product that wasn't (by design) operating at maximum output JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN. Oh sure, you can say I am crazy (you wouldn't be the first), that it is all in my head, but those people are out there. Maybe the guy walking behind you on the street, maybe the girl bagging your groceries, maybe the guy who reads the electrical meter, thats the problem, they look just like you and I! They are insidious!!! They are too smart to sit in a parked car in front of your house for hours on end eating donuts and drinking cofee because then you would say something like "hey, who is this guy sitting in a car in front of my house for hours on end eating donuts, drinking coffee and looking into my windows with high powered binoculars!?!?" Still think I am crazy? Hmmm? Don't say I didn't warn you. The second most important reason that I need this application is so I can modulate the operating frequency of my x30h processor in order to phase cancel the mind control beams being projected at all of us from space. Yup, ever really want some potato chips in the middle of the night? That is a result of the Electromagnetic beams. You see, Aliens are conspiring to alter our thought patterns. Their malevolent purposes I can only guess at, but I believe that they want us to eat so many carbohydrates that we are too fat to put up a fight when they come and take all of our starbucks coffee, stockpiles of Viagra and women under the age of 25 which they will use to repopulate their dying planet. Well there are other reasons that I need pocket hack master, but I think these are the most important ones. Thanks for your time and remember, just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!!! Last edited by beaker41; 11-22-04 at 10:19 PM.