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professor-d · 01-27-05, 08:22 PM

Do not-- repeat DO NOT-- start playing Bejeweled 2. It is evil. I believe it to be part of a secret, diabolical plan on the part of the software makers-- a plan meant to cripple the planet's productivity.

Bejeweled 2 seems innocuous enough. But soon after installing it you will become a zombie, ignoring your friends, your spouse, your children/parents... OK, maybe it isn't all bad. But you will waste your life away, my friend. Trust me. I'm doing it right now.

Also be on guard against RocketMania, Bookworm Deluxe, and Insaniquarium. All part of the plot.

01-27-05, 08:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
professor-d Aximsite Minor League Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 159 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Do not-- repeat DO NOT-- start playing Bejeweled 2. It is evil. I believe it to be part of a secret, diabolical plan on the part of the software makers-- a plan meant to cripple the planet's productivity. Bejeweled 2 seems innocuous enough. But soon after installing it you will become a zombie, ignoring your friends, your spouse, your children/parents... OK, maybe it isn't all bad. But you will waste your life away, my friend. Trust me. I'm doing it right now. Also be on guard against RocketMania, Bookworm Deluxe, and Insaniquarium. All part of the plot.