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"I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb." Homer
"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!" Homer
"Trying is the first step towards failure." Homer
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." Homer
"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa." Bart
"Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves." Homer
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