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Old 04-19-05, 11:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
kungfuafrican
Aximsite Minor League
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
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I totally forgot to get a picture of when I got in this kung fu fight with like 20 ninjas in Miami, and then there was this speed boat chase with this villain who had metal hands (Dr. Leadfist). First I was using my axim as a shield, but then I started swinging it around on its lanyard and knocking ninjas off the boat. For the final showdown, Dr. Leadfist had me down on the ground and was trying to stab me with this laser knife, and I was trying to reach my axim, which was only like 4 feet away but I just couldn't reach it with the stylus. Finally, with the glowing knife just centimeters from my eye, I grabbed the axim and set it to full brightness, blinding Dr. Leadfist long enough to overpower him and send him flying off the volcano (I forgot to mention we were on top of a volcano). Then there were these chicks that were like, "oooh your axim is so sexy, show me your battery" and I was like "No problem, but I must warn you, it's an extended battery". It was pretty sweet.
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