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Old 04-24-05, 09:29 AM   #42 (permalink)
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More Pirates!

A pirate walks into a bar and orders, "Arrgh, gimme a beer!"
The bartender starts to fill a mug and comments to the pirate, "Are you aware that there is a steering wheel attached to your groin area?"
The pirate replies, "Arggh, and it's driving me nuts!"

What's the first thing to go through a bee's mind when he hits a windshield?

His bum!

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