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Old 04-24-05, 03:54 PM   #50 (permalink)
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A computer programmer finds a frog in the road. The frog says,

"I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll hang out with you for a week".

The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll be your girlfriend for a week".

The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.

A few minutes later,

"Turn me back into a princess and I'll be your girlfriend for a whole year!".

The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says,

"What's wrong with you? I've promised lots of fun with a beautiful princess for a whole year and you won't even kiss a frog?"

"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for girls.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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