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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Can't tell because when the light turns on, they scatter.
How is a Britney CPU like a glass window?
Both contain silicon.
Have you heard that a 6GB Hitachi CF card contains roughly 4 times as many memory transistors as there are people on Earth? (Do the math; it's right! (Assume dual level transistors.))
What benchmarked higher: Ashlee Simpson or Pentium?
Pentium finished first but Ashlee Simpson did the work correctly.
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TCPA would take your freedom! Say NO!
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HDTV the way it should be:
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Originally Posted by A friend of mine who has a Linux kernel named after his girlfriend.
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If I was VirtualBox, I could load my virtualization module into Hannah and boot up another kernel in the same address space.
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