Ok, here's the game...

How often do you see a thread title that just screams for an off-topic (i.e. smart-ass) response but you really don't want to highjcack the thread? Post it here. For clarity be sure to Bold the title.

How do you take it off ?
Start with the top button...

Tme Limit in cradle?
Most children should be sleeping in a crib after a few weeks at most, then a bed by age three or four.

How do I get out of military time?
Don't reenlist.

You get the idea.

Rick <---This is me

I've decided not to engage in pig wrestling any more. Although I might poke a stick in the pen every once in a while just for fun.

My new favorite quote (attrributed to Mark Twain, although i haven't been able to confirm the attribution or the wording):

"Those who don't read the newspaper are uninformed.
Those who do read the newspaper are missinformed."