HELP!! lost my Today Screen

Where was the last place you saw it?

or

Check your pockets. Sometimes they fall off.

Rick <---This is me

I've decided not to engage in pig wrestling any more. Although I might poke a stick in the pen every once in a while just for fun.

My new favorite quote (attrributed to Mark Twain, although i haven't been able to confirm the attribution or the wording):

"Those who don't read the newspaper are uninformed.
Those who do read the newspaper are missinformed."