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Old 02-26-08, 08:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Oh boy did I have some fun looking through this developers programs. I can't believe he really makes these pocket pc applications!


SecretSpots 1.0

This program can be used to keep track of the things you hide and their locations. The program can be locked with a password. NOTE: The data file is not encrypted.
Download SecretSpots 1.0 for Windows Mobile PocketPC - Softpedia

(Who's hiding stuff? And who's hiding so much stuff that they need a computer program to keep track?)

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HolySins 1.0

This program allows you to compose a database of your sins. Each time you sin add a new entry. When you go to confession you can export the list or IRDA it to the priest.
Download HolySins 1.0 for Windows Mobile PocketPC - Softpedia

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ButlerCaller 1.0

This program can be used if you have a butler. Tap the button to call your butler.
Download ButlerCaller 1.0 for Windows Mobile PocketPC - Softpedia

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BirdBells 1.0

This program is an entertainment device for birds. Allow the bird to tap the buttons to make sounds. NOTE: Use a screen protector when using this program and monitor the bird at all times.
Download BirdBells 1.0 for Windows Mobile PocketPC - Softpedia

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FrogCaller

This program makes the sound of a frog. You can use this when you are outdoors and you want to call a frog.
Download FrogCaller 1.0 for Windows Mobile PocketPC - Softpedia

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FrogPunisher

This program can be used to 'punish' a frog. Connect a headphone jack with the ground and left or right wire to the frog. Adjust the slider to set the power and tap the 'punish' button.
Download FrogPunisher 1.0 for Windows Mobile PocketPC - Softpedia

(Now you know why you needed that frog caller program!)

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FrogHypnotizer

This program can be used to hypnotize a frog. Secure the frog and make it stare at the moving box while giving it subconscience commands.
Download FrogHypnotizer 1.0 for Windows Mobile PocketPC - Softpedia

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Of course the FrogCaller program would be used first in order to aquire the unfortunate amphibian but what next? The FrogPunisher or the FrogHypnotizer? Do you punish it first so that the trauma will make it more susceptible to the hypnotism or is it the other way around?

You just know you're going to need the next program:

FrogDefibrillator

This program allows you to assist a frog in case of a cardiac attack. Connect two probes to the headphone jack and to the frogs heart.



Check out more of this lunatics programs here: www.CeBeans.com

like:

PoliceComplainer

This program allows you to set the email of your police station complaints.
When a police officer or police car does something you want to complain
about you can make report and you can send it via email.

ComaWaker

This program allows you to record voice 'reminders' for a person in a coma. Place the headphones of the PocketPC on the person and it will help to stimulate the brain and help the person to wake up.

PizzaHypno

This program displays 20 common pizza toppings on the PocketPC display. This can be used to make a person 'hungry' for a pizza or to make you enjoy it more. You can also adjust the speed via the toolbar.

HorseController

Place the earbuds of your PocketPC into the horses ears. Then use the joypad of your PocketPC to control your horse with your PocketPC computer.

FrogTrainer

This program can be used to train a frog with electroshock therapy. Connect the probes to the headphone jack and to the head of the frog. When you want to 'train' the frog tap the button.



Plus there's so many more:

AmnesiaReminders
PunishmentTimer
CourtPleader
DeadFamily
AutopsyReport
BokenCommandments
StalkerLogs
etc.

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Old 02-26-08, 09:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Most of these are quite silly, however, I do keep a list in listpro that is somewhat like "secretspots" The reason I hide so much stuff is because I buy Christmas gifts for the kids all year long and hide them. By December I can't remember what I've bought and where I've hidden it
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I use HolySins 1.0 all the time, but the database is overflowing a 16gb CF card.
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I use HolySins to help me pay appropriate penance for my Frog Torture fetish. I like some of the other programs too.
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BirdBells ... funny!! A bird is gonna' tap the screen to make sounds?? I'm assuming it's a really small bird, 'cause most birds I know are going to want to grab the PDA and take it apart!! They can make their own sounds, just give them something to chew on!
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Way too much time on your hands.
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Old 02-29-08, 08:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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First you call with the FrogCaller. You then just make it sit there with the
FrogHypnotizer. Then you have some fun with the FrogPunisher. Then you bring that limp frog back to life with the FrogDefibrillator. The frog is so gratefull to you for saving it from a cardiac attack, that it becomes like a loyal dog and you then use the FrogTrainer.

Sounds like Frog Fun!!
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First you call with the FrogCaller. You then just make it sit there with the
FrogHypnotizer. Then you have some fun with the FrogPunisher. Then you bring that limp frog back to life with the FrogDefibrillator. The frog is so gratefull to you for saving it from a cardiac attack, that it becomes like a loyal dog and you then use the FrogTrainer.

Sounds like Frog Fun!!
lol you must be a torturer to know all that! Would that be a frog version of stockholm syndrome?

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sounds about right for our fangy... lol
ok i got the butler caller , but i am a bit miffed there isnt one for the maid and the chaueffer and the cheff .... what am i to do?? ? ? ? ? ?
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Just like me: call your butler !
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I can't believe that someone has thanked me! That's so funny I wonder which program they are using? Hey Yarrenbool don't keep us in suspence and tell us!
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Gee I'll be looking out for a bevy of reviews now, :D
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Maybe Yarrenbool is shy or maybe his use of the programs is Top Secret. has anyone actually had any real-world assistence from any of his programs I mean from his site because there are hundreds or are you all just closet torturers but not mentioning a it? :ax:
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I can use holysins to confess after I punish the frogs. I can stash tons of frogs and keep track of them with Secretspots for later defibrillating. These programs look like freeware. But the developers should pay us to use them.
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