breley

If you’re like me, you might well be melancholic about not winning one of the HP HDX Dragon supercalifragilisticexpialidocious laptops from participating sites in the 31 Days of the Dragon sweeps from last month, but never fear! I’ve got a couple of gently-used dragon-titled devices, namely Callpod Dragon Bluetooth headsets that I’m going to give away to two lucky (and hopefully funny) winners. Steve Laser did a fine review that you can peruse to see what he had to say about the unit.
How to win?
Follow this link and read the rules and submit an entry!

kayakwb

New Device(tilt)/Memory card/charger/data plan
$500


Attack dog refusing to give up the old warhorse X5
Priceless

Quilt

There once was a guy named Quilt,
He went out and got him a Tilt.

He let go of his qualms,
When he retired his Palm,

He maxes his new toy to the hilt!

I'm a poet AND I know it.

Quilt

There once was a guy named Quilt,
He went out a got him a Tilt.

He let go of his qualms,
when he retired his Palm,

His maxes ihis new toy to the HILT!

I'm a poet AND I know it.

P.S. I hope this not a dupe

oldx5advanced

How many iPhone users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--they're all faithfully waiting for Steve Jobs to release iLight 2.0 next Tuesday

webbahboy

One day, in heaven, God told St. Michael the Archangel to go to the Pearly Gates, and assist St. Peter with a particularly large backlog of heavenly newcomers. Michael flew over immediately and asked St. Peter how he could help.

"Just do what I do," Peter replied. As people came forward to enter their heavenly reward, Peter said to them, "Welcome to Heaven, where everyone knows your name, and every hair on your head is counted." He had each person sign a big book, and then he escorted them to a huge display case where they could pick out a free, high-powered smartphone/PDA of their choice.

After letting a few people in, St. Peter said, "There. It's that easy. Any questions?"

St. Michael replied, "Just one. If this is the place where 'everybody knows their name,' why do they have to sign the book?"

"Ah," said St. Peter with a grin, "That's where they sign every hair on their head over to AT&T."

Oric

A young man bought his blonde wife a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary.

She was thrilled.

The next day at the mall, her phone rang. "Hi Honey. How do you like your new phone?" he asked.

"I love it," she replied, "But there's just one thing I don't understand."

"What's that, Baby?"

"How in the heck did you know I was at Wallmart?" she asked.

abenunez93

i have a dog just like that

auctionmaster

looks good......