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Originally Posted by wackyd
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haha relax already, bhands. What's all this stress over a ROM update? 
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I’ve lost my job, because I couldn’t concentrate on anything except the ROM update. My lovely wife and children have left me because all I do is sit there clutching my hx4700 and mumble about a ROM update. They’ve taken my car & boat. The repo man from the credit card company came to repossess my hx4700 because I couldn’t make the payments. He said to me “what’s all this about a stupid ROM update!” so I had no option but to shoot him. I’ve lost everything in my life but the only thing that keeps me going is the prospect of my beautiful hx4700 and the ROM update. A large crowd have gathered outside my house and there's a lot of blue flashing lights. I hear the police outside yelling at me to throw the iPAQ on the ground and put my hands behind my head. My life’s over and HP have still not given me the ROM update! I NEED the ROM update. They'll never take me or my hx4700 alive. Now where did I put that Ouzi!!! HP while theres still time, for the love of sweet Jesus, release the ROM Update, you can end all this NOW!!!! <<Scene fades with loud gunfire and demonic laughter>>
