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Ha, HP. What a bunch of whackjobs. I can just picture it now:
Enter: HP hx4700 R&D Design Team...
Guy 1- We should integrate GPRS into the hx4700! It would be one more awesome feature to add to the repetoire of things it can already do!
Guy 2- Sounds great to me, how about you guys?
Guys 3,4,5- Yes, absolutely!
.... The next day....
Guy 1- Ok, the chips are stamped for the SIM chip slot, and the casing has been designed to allow for a SIM chip to be inserted. All we need to do now is run a quarter of an inch of wire from the sim chip slot to the motherboard and, presto, cellular internet and voIP capabilities on our sexy littel devie!
Guy 2- CONSUMERS WILL GO CRAZY!!! They willlove this!!!
Guy 3- Yes, this will seriously give some appeal to our device. We could make millions off this idea!
Guy 4- I honestly don't think this is a good idea anymore. We should stop this now!
Guys 1,2,3,,5- WHY ISN'T IT A GOOD IDEA???!! ITS PERFECT!!!
Guy 4- Because the magic 8 ball said it would fail!
Guys 1,2,3,5 - Ohhhhhhhhhh! All hail the mighty magic 8ball! It speaks only truths!
Guy 1- Well, the mighty 8ball says we cannot continue.
Guy 2- Yes.
Guy 3- Okay, whatever. Anyone want to go to the pub?
Guy 1,2,4,5- YEAHHHH!!!
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