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I can't believe no-one hit on Monty Python's Spam skit.
A guy goes into a restaurant for breakfast and every menu item has Spam:
Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam;
Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs, Spam and Spam;
etc.
Customer says, "can I just get eggs without Spam?"
Waiter: Absolutely not!
Customer: Can I get something with less Spam?
Waiter: Well there's Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam.
Customer: Right then, I'll have the Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam - hold the Spam.
Waiter: So then, you just want Spam, Spam and Eggs?
Customer: I don't want any Spam!
Waiter: You can't not have Spam!!
Customer: Alright then, I'll have the Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam but I won't eat the Spam.
Waiter: You have to eat the Spam or you won't get any eggs.
That's how I remember it anyway, and that's what Spam means to me.
Bon Appetite!
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