Box

None, as we don't have Gasoline in the wide brown land.
Nor do we have Aluminuminum or Vacations.
It should also be noted that the period around the 25th of December is called Christmas or the Christmas Season.
We also honour the correct spelling of Colour and a check is something you do with your email and not a monetary unit.

Kool Breeze

Huh, no gasoline, no aluminum and no vacations.....poor guy.


If I ever make enough in my pay check, I'll take a vacation to Australia and bring you some gasoline in an aluminum can for Kwanzaa. What color can would you like?

nonentity

I think you made a schoolboy error there KB. Vacation is something we do to our bowels prior to undergoing a barium enema or a colon-powell-oscopy. The colour normally resembles brown, if my memory is correct. I also remember that it takes about 4 hours to get rid on the wind pumped in for the enema. :(

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Kool Breeze

I'm sorry, Non, but that sounds like no vacation that I would ever take. But, to each his own, I suppose.

I must ask out of morbid curiosity, though: as you were getting rid of the excess wind, did you fly around the room like a balloon?

nonentity

As I recall I spent those hours crawling about on all fours with Mrs. non following behind with a pooper-scooper and a toilet roll. Happy days.

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Box

Do you understand why she makes you walk the Mutt!

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TheFang

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I must ask out of morbid curiosity, though: as you were getting rid of the excess wind, did you fly around the room like a balloon?

Got a good laugh out of that.

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Kool Breeze

Glad I could make you laugh, Fangy! How's your weekend going?

nonentity

I think that the bullies only allow Fangy a few minutes a week in front of the antiquated computer at Navy Sealion HQ. He really should make better use of his fish rations in bribing Action Man to assist him in securing more time to converse computerifically with us.

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Kool Breeze

Perhaps we should start up a collection for Fangy. Will your kitty be willing to contribute part of his/her daily fish rations?

nonentity

Absolutely no chance. I have four brats, one mangy mutt and a trouble and strife to feed although I might have some fish fingers that I can withdraw from sale on fleabay if you're desperate?

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Kool Breeze

Fish fingers, eh? We call them fish sticks on this side. They mainly appeal to children, so I don't know if they would be a good bribe for Fangy's superiors. Have you any large lobster tails or crab legs to contribute to the collection?

nonentity

Do you then play your piano with your sticks?

We tend to let lobsters keep their tails and crabs keep their legs. You never know when they'll need them.

As for Fangy he'll be ok when he gets moved to a zoo. Edinburgh zoo's sealions are in quarentine at the moment but that's our fault for letting them go to the USA to train your new pups.

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Kool Breeze

I suppose you could play the piano with sticks, although that may prove to be quite challenging. What do I know, I can't play the piano with my fingers, either.

As for allowing lobsters to keep their tails and crabs their legs, we have differing opinions. I'm not 100% certain that a lobster's tail serves it any purpose...in fact it may slow him/her/it down when attempting to escape predators. As for a crab and his/her/its legs, a small wheeled cart would suffice and prove to be a much more fun mode of transportation, don't you think? So, by wanting to consume large amounts of lobster tails and crab legs, I'm doing the species a favor, right?

Finally, we all do appreciate your sending your sealions over to potty train our pups, it can get quite messy in our harbors with all the accidents.

TheFang

Did the sealions from Scotland wear kilts when they came over here, or did they grace some American garb?

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Peace means having a bigger stick then the other guy.

Loosing may do little to your credibility, but quitting will destroy it.