Conversation Only Part II - Page 164

Kool Breeze · 06-21-09, 06:28 PM

I think they arrived in their kilts and were promptly ridiculed by the American sealions. The shame and disgrace caused them to go into a depressed state, thus they had to be quarantined once they got back home.

nonentity · 06-23-09, 02:42 AM

Originally Posted by TheFang

Did the sealions from Scotland wear kilts when they came over here, or did they grace some American garb?

I do believe that they wear their ill-fitting trousers round their ankles and swagger around as though they have a granite chip on their shoulders, so to answer your question they definitely wear American clothes.

Kool Breeze · 06-24-09, 12:31 AM

Huh, so you sent your smartest citizens over here, did you?

nonentity · 06-24-09, 02:27 AM

Sealions are not considered citizens here in the civilised world. They are, after all, just sealions. Could you imagine the confusion there would be if we allowed them to vote? We might even end up with GWB as our supreme leader without him actually winning. That would be a most uncivilised outcome.

Kool Breeze · 06-24-09, 08:39 PM

What are you talking about? We survived 8 years with Sir GWB with no major side effects. Really...it's just a coincidence that we're at war in two countries, our Stock Market crashed, our housing market is in the dumps, unemployment is at an all time high, two of our Big Three automakers are bankrupt, major corporations are going under....

nonentity · 06-25-09, 05:30 AM

Yes, he did quite well really didn't he? I don't think a saboteur could have done any better.

Kool Breeze · 06-26-09, 01:06 AM

In GWB's own words: "Mission accomplished."

nonentity · 06-26-09, 03:07 AM

I didn't know he could put two words together like that.

Box · 06-26-09, 06:03 AM

And this from someone who takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!

Kool Breeze · 06-26-09, 10:32 AM

If you have a DVR, you can actually watch 60 Minutes in 37 minutes.

nonentity · 06-26-09, 01:17 PM

DVR? Is that some kind of car, perhaps like one from that film Back to the Future of Tomorrow, Today?

Vroom vroom. Can't stop - looking for a clever Aussie so don't expect me back any time soon.

Box · 06-26-09, 01:40 PM

I can understand that it might take you some time, all clever Aussies (which is a fine example of tautology) know to keep well clear of persons of your type.

nonentity · 06-26-09, 01:51 PM

Still looking.........

Oh hello Box, I was looking for a clever Aussie. Any idea where I can find one?

Box · 06-26-09, 02:14 PM

I suspect you won't find any non-academically challenged countrymen of mine while you are indulging your Jacko Docudrama fetish.

I can just see you now glued to the idiot box drinking in the celebrity gibberish.

Go on, tell me you aren't watching one now!!!

nonentity · 06-27-09, 05:12 AM

Of course I'm not. I'm sitting in front of a computer which is located in my library, where televisions are banned. I did however watch quite a few MJ documentaries yesterday and might well do so again today. I do like to keep up to date with the news you know, although I strongly object to reading the news in the cludgie. That is just perverse.