I'm all for stealing land but only from my neighbours. They have 20 acres which is just slightly more then us and Mrs. non is forever at me to sneakily move our fences onto their land. What a pickle.
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It's all the rage here. We are trying to publicly lynch the landed gentry types and the sorts they associate with. We then herd them, like their cattle, to a holding point before the Palmolive company arrive to buy their illicit quantities of some unknown fatty type tissue. I get paid so Bob's your Auntie's bit on the side.
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Seems like you've got quite the industry there, Non. But what will happen when you run out of the landed gentry types? Will you then herd the Noblemen or the commoners? I'm guessing the Noblemen, since the commoners probably don't have enough fatty type tissue on their bones to be worth your while.
Thankfully there are countries around the globe with such a huge obesity problem that we can just all up stick and move there, excluding me of course. Instead I intend to franchise this business the same way that the McArtery Clogger company does but I have yet to decide on a fair price for this.
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A franchise! What a grand idea, Non! What will you call it? McDuncan's? McRanald's? Donald is a nice Scottish name isn't it? Too bad for you that McDonald's is already taken. If you choose that name, a big scary clown with a red afro would come after you.
They came from Fort William with murder mind
The Campbell had orders, King William had signed
Pit all tae the sword, these words underlined
And leave none alive called MacDonald
- Roy Williamson (RIP) / Ronnie Brown
Notice the spelling of MacDonald. I don't think your child-scaring, possibly fiddling, national emblem has anything to worry about. Roy Williamson also played the fiddle, just not the same way.
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Nice to know you're well Z, very well. In fact very well indeed so it appears. Either that or you have fallen down a well three times and been lucky enough to be rescued every time by someone whose nickname is McD.
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One day a Doc. fell down a deep deep well, when he asked a passer by to help him out, the man said, "You should have taken care of the sick and left the well alone."
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