Kool Breeze

Non went to Disneyworld???? Wouldn't that require travel via plane or boat?

nonentity

Originally Posted by Kool Breeze

SEALs are not paid to think...they are paid to act.

You mean Fangy is actually at stage school right now? Will he be the next Rock Hudson or the new Will Smith? I can't wait to see his first film. I wonder if Fangy and Hugh Jackman have ever been seen together in the same room?

Originally Posted by hstn

So you're back from your Disneyworld vacation, nonentity?

I'm not sure about that but I did manage to evade capture at the border checkpoint. Must have been the mouse costume that did it.

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Kool Breeze

Originally Posted by nonentity

I'm not sure about that but I did manage to evade capture at the border checkpoint. Must have been the mouse costume that did it.

What did you have stashed in your Micky Mouse ears?

nonentity

Minnie. She is such a minx. Went to school with the Bash Street Kids if I'm not mistaken.

I was asked to smuggle H in but he was performing with his band at the time.

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hstn

It is a small world after all

nonentity

Thankfully just large enough to ensure that all countries beginning with an A do not float too close to Scotland.

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hstn

the directional drift of the plates are rather naturally taking those distinguished countries away from Scotland

nonentity

But my high-tec tonic, which can be served on a plate, might scupper this cunning plan by poisoning y'all before the inevitable crash occurs.

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Box

He is actually anti any country that starts with any letter, problem is he doesn't know what comes after A yet.
Because of this he hasn't noticed the acronym for the Advance Sottland Society, and even closer to his home the Advanced Regional Sottland Edification, Hospitality, Openmindedness and Language Education Symposium.

nonentity

Originally Posted by Box

He is actually anti any country that starts with any letter, problem is he doesn't know what comes after a yet. Because of this he hasn't noticed the acronym for the Advance Sottland Society, and even closer to his home the Advanced Regional Sottland Edification, Hospitality, Openmindedness and Language Education Symposium.

All these long worms have given me a headache, especially the one that's turned and missing a hyphen. Mind you at least the author of the above diatribe acknowledges we Scots are advanced. I would have been offended had that been missing.

What do you mean by "he doesn't know what comes after a yet"? What the hell is a yet? Is it perhaps a sheep shearers term meaning that the lady might be scalped but is not quite in the clear? Do spotty UDL teenagers mark their bedposts with yets, i.e. not quite managed it yet or is it just that you are having trouble with your alphabet? If so try alphabites which are called alphabites because each one's a letter. You know it makes sense.

I thought this thread was meant to be for intelligent conversation but if we are going to allow every Tom, Dick and Bruce to post it might descend into farce as their grasp of what is intelligent is on a par with those from Jacksonville. In fact they might make good bedfellows, so much so I'm off to write some headlines.

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Box

Surely farce would require someone to use the term "Long Worms".....................





One can understand that skirt wearing, peat digging bog farmers have their limitations so it is best to let sleeping beavers lie.

nonentity

There's nothing worse than an angry beaver, especially in the morning or if they get infected and become inflamed. I've never seen an Ozzie one though. Are they endangered Box or is it just the case that you have never seen one, in the flesh so to speak?

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TheFang

Did you know that the beaver is the largest member of the rodent family?

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Box

That's not always true Fang, I have know a beaver or two that some might describe as reminiscent of a mouse's ear.

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That must have been a really small beaver. Where did you see it?

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It only hurt once, from beginning to end.

Peace means having a bigger stick then the other guy.

Loosing may do little to your credibility, but quitting will destroy it.