kulnet

sure.

does anyone understand his posts?

rogue9

Originally Posted by Noisy Crow

Just confuse things, of course as there is usually none or three, not a pair! What do they use to dig the holes in Swiss cheese?

A Swiss Army Shovel :)


Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Noisy Crow

It's actually pronounced 'three'

Does swiss cheese float?

rogue9

Only in milk


If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

wdement

Different strokes for different folks!

Why isn't phonics spelled phonetically?

Frenchy

Because at first they didn't know how to spell.

Why every year Jesus is born on the same year but dies on different dates.

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Frenchy

Pebu

Because there are an infinite amount of parallel universi (plural of universe) and every year we could be in a different one..

Does a porcupine float?

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Motivation. If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots wil be doing soon.

Noisy Crow

Only if it is stuck to the cheese.

*What* the heck is Goofy?

lorrborr

"Because there are an infinite amount of parallel universi (plural of universe) and every year we could be in a different one..

Does a porcupine float?"

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Haven't succeeded yet 'cause it deflates any floation device it's been on.


Why does my dentist say it's wise to have my wisdom teeth pulled out?

John_Vincent

Originally Posted by lorrborr

" Why does my dentist say it's wise to have my wisdom teeth pulled out?

Because its wise for him to make the payments on his bmw



Is it ok to yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

WTCC

As long as there is no movie with Keanu Reeves playing.

Why do golfers yell "four"?

Noisy Crow

Because it's shorter than, "look out beFORE you get smacked by my ball!"

Why are sweet breads made out of meat ?

mikeyp

becuase, if they were made of suger they would be candy
why is it called a palm pilot if it cant fly?

WTCC

Because it's called an Axim and they won't let me "ask him" anything.

If the universe started with a BIG BANG, shouldn't someone have heard something?

unitedxempire

Originally Posted by WTCC

Because it's called an Axim and they won't let me "ask him" anything. If the universe started with a BIG BANG, shouldn't someone have heard something?

Everyone did hear it, it just wasn't loud.

Why did I reply to his post?