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Old 01-03-07, 04:21 PM   #16 (permalink)
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sure.

does anyone understand his posts?
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Old 01-03-07, 04:27 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Noisy Crow
Just confuse things, of course as there is usually none or three, not a pair!



What do they use to dig the holes in Swiss cheese?

A Swiss Army Shovel


Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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Old 01-03-07, 04:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
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It's actually pronounced 'three'

Does swiss cheese float?
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Old 01-03-07, 04:44 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Only in milk


If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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Old 01-03-07, 04:51 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Different strokes for different folks!

Why isn't phonics spelled phonetically?
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Because at first they didn't know how to spell.

Why every year Jesus is born on the same year but dies on different dates.
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Old 01-03-07, 05:06 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Because there are an infinite amount of parallel universi (plural of universe) and every year we could be in a different one..

Does a porcupine float?
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Old 01-03-07, 05:17 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Only if it is stuck to the cheese.

*What* the heck is Goofy?
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Old 01-03-07, 05:18 PM   #24 (permalink)
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"Because there are an infinite amount of parallel universi (plural of universe) and every year we could be in a different one..

Does a porcupine float?"

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Haven't succeeded yet 'cause it deflates any floation device it's been on.


Why does my dentist say it's wise to have my wisdom teeth pulled out?
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Originally Posted by lorrborr
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Why does my dentist say it's wise to have my wisdom teeth pulled out?

Because its wise for him to make the payments on his bmw



Is it ok to yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
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Old 01-03-07, 05:49 PM   #26 (permalink)
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As long as there is no movie with Keanu Reeves playing.

Why do golfers yell "four"?
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Because it's shorter than, "look out beFORE you get smacked by my ball!"

Why are sweet breads made out of meat ?
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becuase, if they were made of suger they would be candy
why is it called a palm pilot if it cant fly?
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