Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer? - Page 4

01-03-07, 10:32 PM

Because they love you too ;)

Where is my winelist?

01-03-07, 10:42 PM

You didn't have NOTHING to do so you BUMPED it off a cliff.

Why is fire hot?

01-04-07, 06:39 AM

becuase the great wikipedia sayth so

why is it called a laptop if they get too hot for lap use?

WTCC · 01-04-07, 07:02 AM

Because they are the computer of choice for strippers.

Why does the lion sleep in the jungle tonight?

01-04-07, 07:41 AM

Because that's where it lives.

Why is rice white?

WTCC · 01-04-07, 07:53 AM

Because it's a conspiracy by "the Man" to keep us in line. No colour equals compliance.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

01-04-07, 07:56 AM

Because the other animals didn't like him?

Where does "the man" live?

Brackers · 01-04-07, 08:21 AM

In sin with "the woman".

Why do you never see young pigeons?

01-04-07, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by Brackers

Why do you never see young pigeons?

Because they're grounded for pooping on the sidewalk.

why is there never a state trooper around when people fly by me at 80mph on the right shoulder?

WTCC · 01-04-07, 10:47 AM

Because he works for the Office of Homeland Security.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

01-04-07, 10:58 AM

none, wood tatstes bad

What would it be like if an amnesiac experienced DeJavu?

01-04-07, 10:58 AM

15 lbs.

What's up with daylights savings time?

01-04-07, 11:02 AM

I'll tell you in an hour

If you try to fail and you suceed, which have you done?

CodeBubba · 01-04-07, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by rogue9

I'll tell you in an hour

If you try to fail and you suceed, which have you done?

Everything, and nothing.

Why is "abbreviation" such a big word?

-CB :)

01-04-07, 11:12 AM

It was created by the same people that put an "S" in "LISP"

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real
lemons?