wdement

For people who drink dishwashing liquid

why do people say they slept like a baby? Are they waking up with wet pants and hungry every two hours?

WTCC

No, it simply describes their level of intelligence upon waking up. Coffee!!!

How will we know when this thread is over?

unitedxempire

When Bill Gates becomes poor.

What does Aximsite mean?

diducmeb4

Why does it matter?

What is matter?

USMC - Retired

It's what you eat on sammiches with bacon and lettus....

Where did I leave the keys to my truck?

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When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight... US Marines!

Pocketbrain

Where you last left them.


Why can't people just answer the question, then ask a new one?

kiloviper

On time terms, why do people say AM & PM. Doesn't it mean the same?
AM = After Midnight
PM = Past Midnight

:-)

unitedxempire

Who knows.


Why didn't that guy ^^^ read the directions?

USMC - Retired

Who cares!

Why did he post faster than me so I had to change mine?

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CodeBubba

Originally Posted by kiloviper

On time terms, why do people say AM & PM. Doesn't it mean the same? AM = After Midnight PM = Past Midnight :-)

AM” stands for the Latin phrase Ante Meridiem —which means “before noon”—and “PM” stands for Post Meridiem : “after noon.” Although digital clocks routinely label noon “12:00 PM

Why do we order a Super-Sized meal at McDonalds and then have a Diet Coke with it?

-CB :)

radimus

Because french fries are addictive

Why 42?

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USMC - Retired

Cause 43 was too much and 41 wasn't enough!

Why are all the bad drivers on I-75 in Georgia from Florida?!

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radimus

Because they are migrating back north.

Where has Reese gone?

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Duwenbasden

He retired.

Who is that guy around the corner?

Pebu

It's me!

Why did I take so long to type?

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