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Old 01-03-07, 01:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer?
Simple, you ask a stupid and dumb question ("Why doesn't chickens fly?") and the next person answers it with a stupid answer ("because they eat grains.") and ask the next person another stupid question.


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Old 01-03-07, 01:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Because you are on Aximsite

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Old 01-03-07, 02:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Because they got it all wrong.

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Old 01-03-07, 02:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Because they got it all wrong.

Why can't I use Alt 1 3 0 on the forums?
Because Frenchy is gone and André took his place.
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Old 01-03-07, 02:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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No question means the world is ending.

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Old 01-03-07, 02:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Because two is always better than one

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Old 01-03-07, 03:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Because mutations are cool.

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Old 01-03-07, 03:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why do three lefts make a right? and two wrongs never make it right?
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Old 01-03-07, 03:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Because it's too easy to make a wrong turn..

Why do people not answer or ask questions?
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Old 01-03-07, 03:38 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Because they know it all and want to keep it to themselves

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Old 01-03-07, 03:53 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Because just like you, they long to be close to the me..laaaa,la,la,la...close to me.....



Why is it called a pair of underware when there is only one?
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Old 01-03-07, 04:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by wdement
Because just like you, they long to be close to the me..laaaa,la,la,la...close to me.....



Why is it called a pair of underware when there is only one?

For the same reason bra is singular and panties is plural



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Old 01-03-07, 04:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Just confuse things, of course as there is usually none or three, not a pair!

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