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01-03-07, 01:45 PM
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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer?
Simple, you ask a stupid and dumb question ("Why doesn't chickens fly?") and the next person answers it with a stupid answer ("because they eat grains.") and ask the next person another stupid question.
Why can't I work today?
01-03-07, 01:59 PM
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Because you are on Aximsite
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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If you get dead silence after breaking the speed of sound, would you be in the darkness after passing the speed of light?
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01-03-07, 02:01 PM
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Because they got it all wrong.
Why can't I use Alt 1 3 0 on the forums?
01-03-07, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Duwenbasden
Because they got it all wrong.
Why can't I use Alt 1 3 0 on the forums?
Because Frenchy is gone and André took his place.
01-03-07, 02:13 PM
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No question means the world is ending.
Why should I buy two instead of one?
01-03-07, 02:19 PM
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Because two is always better than one
Why do people think my avatar looks like a chicken?
01-03-07, 03:05 PM
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Because mutations are cool.
Why does kulnet hate being called a chicken?
01-03-07, 03:08 PM
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Why???
Why do three lefts make a right? and two wrongs never make it right?
01-03-07, 03:23 PM
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Because it's too easy to make a wrong turn..
Why do people not answer or ask questions?
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Motivation . If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots wil be doing soon.
01-03-07, 03:38 PM
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Because they know it all and want to keep it to themselves
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
01-03-07, 03:53 PM
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Because just like you, they long to be close to the me..laaaa,la,la,la...close to me.....
Why is it called a pair of underware when there is only one?
01-03-07, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by wdement
Because just like you, they long to be close to the me..laaaa,la,la,la...close to me.....
Why is it called a pair of underware when there is only one?
For the same reason bra is singular and panties is plural
Why is there Braille on a driveup ATM?
01-03-07, 04:07 PM
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How long does it take a mosquito with a wooden leg to kick a hole through a marshmallow?
01-03-07, 04:16 PM
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Just confuse things, of course as there is usually none or three, not a pair!
What do they use to dig the holes in Swiss cheese?
01-03-07, 04:18 PM
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