TheFang

S/k Box!!

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Originally Posted by Box

S/k the Penis mightier than the sword! Damn sticky space bar. Edit: The Pen is mightier than the sword!

s/k - I know how that goes. :)

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spud42

s/k we dont want to know how the space bar got sticky....

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kcallahan

s/k It's going to be a rainy day here in Jacksonville. :(

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TheFang

s/k it is sunny here.

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s/k It's rainy here. And probably no golfing today. :(

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s/k do they let you on the green when it is wet?

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s/k Most golf course close when it's too wet.

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TheFang

s/k baseball games always seem to get rained out on me.

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kcallahan

s/k I've never been to a baceball game. I have gone to baseball games. :)

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s/k it's a new type of game. :p

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Originally Posted by kcallahan

s/k Most golf course close when it's too wet.

Should know that rain only stops play for cricket otherwise Scotland would have no golf courses open. We are hardy buggers here you know, a bit of piddling rain never hurt anyone. Of course we ensure that all electrical storms are rerouted over the Atlantic - one perk of being the capital of the world!

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Box

Ahh yes, Golf, I have a golf story.

S/k I could share it with you all.

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Should know that I'm wondering if this one will reach the dizzy heights of your jokes so far today?

EDIT: At least we are back down to two "t's" today. Might I also ask where the "scottie's" Irish accent came from? Eh? Methinks some bastardisation may have taken place.

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Box

S/k A Swede an Irishman and a man from the land of scotties are playing Golf with their wives.

'The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she
bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her
skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any
skivvies?', Ole demanded.
'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any.'

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and
says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and
buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she,
too, is wearing no undies.

'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why
not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give
me.'

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the
sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also
takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too,
is naked underneath.

'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer
drawers?'

She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta
be able ta affarrd any.'

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well,
fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.'

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