Should know that I expect a full and frank apology on the front page of whatever local rag it is that you read Fangy.
We have the Edinburgh Evening News here to wipe our behinds with. However since they started using recycled paper I have noticed a marked increase in haemorrhoidal activity so I guess I'll maybe have to start thinking about going round the public toilets and acquiring some of that nice shiny stuff I've heard so much about.
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Should know Box that I would consider it an honour to open a branch of Box's Derrière-Dwelling Cottaging Tours in my humble land. Didn't you give a personal lecture on your achievements at last years Festival? I could swear I saw you in Edinburgh's most famous Fringe venue The Gloryhole pub in Rose Street. Was that really you?
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Should know Non, you may well have seen me passing by while you were enjoying the delights of the gloryhole but I can assure you my interests were elswhere.
I heard that you have a VIP card for the Gloryhole, being such a frequent visit, that even garrantees smooth access via the back door bypassing the queue out the front.
I'm chuffed to learn that you enjoyed my lecture, however, I'm surprised that you were able to hear much of it with someone holding your ears like that.
Should know Non, you may well have seen me passing by while you were enjoying the delights of the gloryhole but I can assure you my interests were elswhere.
I heard that you have a VIP card for the Gloryhole, being such a frequent visit, that even garrantees smooth access via the back door bypassing the queue out the front.
I'm chuffed to learn that you enjoyed my lecture, however, I'm surprised that you were able to hear much of it with someone holding your ears like that.
Going down.
Should know that I am acutely aware that you are ultra mobile at the moment so I will afford you the benefit of the doubt regarding your spelling and grammar, which are normally so impeccable, however if I were of the American wolf variety I would not be so conciliatory.
When you passed by I must have been otherwise engaged but I have seen many Boxes in my lifetime to not feel too disappointed by missing another Aussie one. At every other unveiling of a box that I have attended I must profess that I prefer to sneak around the back as I find the view from that location to be much more pleasant, accommodating and less cluttered so I have to congratulate you on the quality of your source regarding that part of my behaviour. However I am a bit miffed about your ears comment. I have very big feet so it follows that I also have very large ears and as they do tend to flap about a bit at inconvenient times I try to ensure that they are always well behaved by wearing a headband. That usually does the trick and helps to keep them warm as well.
You know I have always wanted to ask why you were named after a tough groin protector but in this liberated and liberal world I suppose that to ask this is not very PC. Or should that read PVC?
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Should know I have 600km to cover today and it's raining and no amount of gear keeps you dry for that long.
So depending on spelling, gramma and traffic, I might be around latter tonight.
S/K - To drive safely. I know how driving in the rain can be, especially on a bike. :(
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S/K - The golf course is too wet to play today. :(
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