Kool Breeze

Should know what do you usually do for vacations, Non? I'll bet that KC would love to put you up for a night or two in the Sunshine State.

Box

Should know I have three nails and would happily put him up for longer than a night.

Kool Breeze

Should know I think he would start to smell after more than a night or two.

kcallahan

S/K - Non would never leave his homeland. :o

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Kool Breeze

Should know I think he's afraid that he won't want to go back.

nonentity

Should know that you all provide so many slurs for which I have so little time to properly defend myself.

It does not take a day or two for me to begin to smell, I manage that impressive feat within seconds of emerging from a shower.

Are the nails galvanised? I wouldn't want to risk an infection.

It is my intention to leave my beloved homeland early in August to visit Englandland for six days with two of my chilblains however I will be doing so under the power of four wheels and some very powerful German horses. We are going to Manchester to watch a football, yes football, game and will then travel across the Pennines to visit my sister.

The only thing I am afraid of are spiders longer than 2mm in length.

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Zaniax

Should know that I haven't been to Englandland for many years ...
Wonder if a Beafeater still wears a strange looking hat with a beef inside ? :scratch_h

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nonentity

Should know that everyone born in Englandland is strange if you ask me Z. What else could explain their comedic accents, criminal tendencies and shifty looking eyes?

I believe that when mad cow disease surfaced the Beafeaters converted to Chickeneaters but of course bird flu then spread around the globe. They very quickly became Porkeaters but because of swine flu they have had to change yet again. They grudgingly decided to scrap the animal references and are now known as Toenaileaters.

Can you imagine how silly they will feel when a global pandemic of a killer fungal toenail disease takes hold?

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Kool Breeze

Should know my feet began to itch after reading that last post. Non, could you smell my feet and tell me if they smell like fungus?

kcallahan

S/K - There's a fungus among us.

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Zaniax

Should know that I did take a bath - around xmas :o

kcallahan

S/K - I'm taking a bath shortly. :)

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Kool Breeze

Should know a nice long bath before bedtime is very relaxing. :approve:

nonentity

Should know your feet smell boggin KB.

Just wait until a thing called a shower reaches your shores. For those of you who can afford one you might never take a bath again.

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Zaniax

Should know that fresh water is quite expensive here - and I need my money for the Copenhagen Jazz Festival - at least ®

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