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Should know you could bowl me down with the illegitimate son of an American banker. I'm a Yank now am I? I've been called things resembling a Yank but I think they started with a different letter, and indeed rhymed with banker.
Luckily I know that America would never have me simply because I don't have six toes on each foot and I am not betrothed to my sister.
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S/K - I'll add this to my dictionary. Is there a picture to go along with the word or do I just use any picture of a Scotsman?
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Should know that I stopped using a dictionary with pictures when I learned to read but when I reach octogenarian status, like you, I can see where pictures would become useful again. Good for you elder citizen. :approve:
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S/K - I haven't reached the elite octogenarian status yet. In fact it will be a long time. However, I am considered an elder by many of my friends. That's why they keep coming to me for advice. Plus, as an elder citizen I get discounts on food, movies, hotels, and other exciting things. Of course, I have to be careful with the exciting things. They tend to tire me out. I'm sure by now you can't wait to be my age. :)
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Should know I am intrigued as to what kind of advice you specialise in. Is it relationship advice, veterinarian advice, hormonal advice or chiropody advice?
I'm having real problems with my eyebrows in that they join in the middle. I was told by one elder I sought advice from that it was linked to my mother having webbed feet but my mother was a bird, not a duck, however she did have an over active thyroid. I never went back to him but then he was an elder who gave advice on all subjects listed above and never claimed to be an expert in just one of them. I do hope you can help.
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S/K - Very simple - take two aspirin and see me in the morning. :rolling:
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Should know I take Aspirin every morning, to help prevent another MI, but it doesn't work on my eyebrows. Is this your best advice? Are you a quack or an agony aunt?
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S/K - Ducks go quack. Not me and I don't write columns for a newspaper. Although, I do write a newsletter for our HOA.
S/K - I'm still waiting for your call in the morning.
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Should know agony kc's are no longer restricted to writing in newspapers, they can dispense quackery over many mediums.
I can't call you telephonically as that would require your country to have access to modern technology and, at present, that is not possible due to the UN resolution sponsored by France which prohibits trade of anything other than cans on a string between member states and the States. Of course we can still supply you with as many chipmunks as we want.
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S/K - That's because we communicate telepathically here. Telephones went out years ago. The only reason we have cell phones is so the rest of the world won't try to horn in on our real communications abilities. Of course, we have passed this ability to our European and Asian friends. :hide:
In fact Box is one of the leaders in using this ability. I'm sure if you asked him nicely, he might even give you a demonstration.
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Should know that telepathy is only possible between people who are inbred. I understand your predicament perfectly now and this also explains the multitude of behavioural markers I have registered against you in an Access database I keep on all suspicious people.
Box is also inbred, he and his father are of the same stock cube box.
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