nonentity

Originally Posted by Box

Let's not even touch on wether the stomach is still in use..........

Should know just what is this wether that you talk about Box? I hope you haven't gone into exile prematurely, as you do with so many other things these days, because I want to broaden my horizons by embracing new words and their meanings, but this one has me stumped. Even your friends on www.sheepinbigtrouble.co.au can't answer this one.

Originally Posted by hstn

Should know, I guess I really don't understand this new favorite sport of mine; I didn't know that any of that was involved. And now this whole bit about kangaroo bondage?

Isn't this new excuse of yours beginning to wear thin? How many times this week are you going to trot this out? I make it 118 times so far. Try some Omega 3, it might just help. You have been identified as someone who can now be known as civilised but that can easily be withdrawn, although the process is rather convoluted and can take years to implement what with appeals and all that. Better just to buckle down I say.

Box first encountered kangaroo bondage on a trip to a marsupial brothel but got a bit confused when the head Doe asked him what'll it be?. His next stop was jail and he deserved it. Filthy, filthy man.

Originally Posted by Box

Should know just the words Kangaroo Bondage have left me incapable of posting for several weeks............

That's what jail does for you. Either that or a heavy dose of the clap.

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hstn

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that can easily be withdrawn, although the process is rather convoluted and can take years to implement what with appeals and all that

Should know I'll be happy to coast for a few years. Is there some form of Scottish talk radio I could tune in and gain vast amounts of knowledge without the burden of having to think?

Box

Originally Posted by nonentity

Should know just what is this wether that you talk about Box? I hope you haven't gone into exile prematurely, as you do with so many other things these days, because I want to broaden my horizons by embracing new words and their meanings, but this one has me stumped. Even your friends on www.sheepinbigtrouble.co.au can't answer this one.

Should know Wether

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* Main Entry: weth·er * Pronunciation: \ˈwe-thər\ * Function: noun * Etymology: Middle English, ram, from Old English; akin to Old High German widar ram, Latin vitulus calf, vetus old, Greek etos year * Date: before 12th century : a male sheep castrated before sexual maturity; also : a castrated male goat

I guess you never learned the correct noun for your little friends, hardly surprising considering all the time you spend whispering the wrong names into their ears to stimulate a reaction.

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nonentity

Originally Posted by Box

Let's not even touch on wether the stomach is still in use..........

So your gem of a sentence now reads:

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Let's not even touch on a male sheep castrated before sexual maturity; also : a castrated male goat the stomach is still in use.......

I know you love touching castrated male sheep but there really is no need to inflict your perversions upon this family-friendly forum.

I feel violated, again.

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hstn

Should I anticipate that football conversations generally shift toward this sort of small talk? American football is much simpler--mostly we gape and say "that's gotta hurt" and then complain about the coaching and officiating.

Zaniax

Should know that it's simply fun :D

Missing MrK btw

nonentity

Should know that today I was mostly talking about paving slabs and the pretty patterns that can be made with nice ones.

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hstn

Should know those must make for a rough sliding tackle

nonentity

Should know that these days I am forced to watch all football from the comfort of my steel-reinforced armchair on account of my American dietary disease, aka obesity. I do exercise daily though by constantly moving my big toe so maybe one day my target of getting back down to 420 pounds, when I can start ice skating again, might be achievable. I'm sure your thoughts are with me.

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Box

Should know I have adjusted your Av to meet the truth in advertising guidelines..

Duwenbasden

Should know I got my Touch Pro (not Fuze) with 3G :D

nonentity

Originally Posted by Box

Should know I have adjusted your Av to meet the truth in advertising guidelines..

Should know that you have failed to accurately portray my bingo wings which is strange for a man so fond of all things House. Mind you at least my cat doesn't make a pathetic attempt at trying to put on a foreign accent, although given the right set of circumstances it can sound like a dingo dangling by it's dip stick from a deranged Bruce's didgeridoo, who's also trying to demonstrate a djanger dance during dinner to disciples from Delhi.

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Duwenbasden

Should know nonentity is doing his dingle dangle dongle thing again.

nonentity

Should know that's preferable to other things I do! :)

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hstn

should know that's legal in at least three countries worldwide